I Want My Lunch!

[pastafreak]

But there's a hot, 65 pound lump stuck to my leg and blocking my exit from the sofa...:)

[Barmaid]

He certainly has you well trained doesnt he?!

[pastafreak]

Yes...it didn't take long for me to learn, did it?
I'm a clever hooman:))

[Barmaid]

He's probably sat there, very smugly thinking "Sorted".

[MargoTester]

I assume you've cooked some of the Morrisons steak mince for the 65 pound lump :-))

[Buenchico]

I've got four furry lumps (from 4.2 kg up to 7.1 kg) who keep preventing me from getting off my bed. [When the 7.1 kg furry lump is sprawled across my chest, it takes all my effort just to breathe!]

[pastafreak]

I dont think greyhounds are known to be chest sleepers...
Gawd...I hope not!

[lankeela]

They are well known for 'cockroaching' - lying on their backs with all four legs pointed skywards!

[pastafreak]

He started doing that by his 3rd day here. I've had legs waved in my face :)...theres at least 16 of them..