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Canary42 | 20:22 Wed 05th Dec 2018 | Jokes
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I am frequently impressed by online comments from Joe Public. Here is the latest which appeared on a BBC site after team selection had been announced for tonight's match.

"Looking at the Man Utd team, Mourinho clearly wants the sack before Xmas to spend some quality time with his family. "

Ho, ho, ho.
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As there is a Manchester theme here..... How many Man City fans does it take to change a light bulb? 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.
20:34 Wed 05th Dec 2018
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P.S. No, the comment didn't come from me.
20:28 Wed 05th Dec 2018
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No, Canary, I believe you - Arksided wrote it.
20:31 Wed 05th Dec 2018
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As there is a Manchester theme here.....

How many Man City fans does it take to change a light bulb?

560,001.

That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.

20:34 Wed 05th Dec 2018
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