I Blame Sqad

[Jordyboy9]

I am not sleeping well,I am constipated,when I do fall asleep I have nightmares
The reason is the vision that comes to me of Sqad in high heels ,a mini skirt,and socks stuffed in a 44 inch bra,writing this at the moment makes me feel quite sick,and the thought of someone ripping them off him, I think I have to lie down in a dark room.

[-SharonA-]

Are you gay Jordy??

[Peter Pedant]

yeah and those breasters are a knock out
expecially when he swings around

[LadyCG]

I think it is your mind that is constipated and your mouth that has diarrhoea.

[gingejbee]

...and how do you recognise the person in the vision as Sqad..?

[Jordyboy9]

How very dare you Sharon , I think that’s a lovely name by the way, I am a 6ft2 ex para and Jeff Chandler look alike ,gay,how very dare you.

[gingejbee]

^^^I think you'll find that a lot of gay blokes are just like that...

[Sqad]

LOL...LOL...jordy! jordy! none of the contributors have a clue as to what you are talking about and they are making it up as they go along.

The only thing that i can suggest is that you give them the thread and post to which you are referring.

[Peter Pedant]

making it up as they go along....
normal day on AB then.....

[sanmac]

Sqad, he's busy visualising those dam busters of yours:)

[Sqad]

PP^^^ correct.

[Jordyboy9]

Sqad do you think you could have a word with your friend 14.48 if I started I really would get banned I will treat her with complete indifference her and her pal.

[Mamyalynne]

Just one question Sqad - did you shave your legs?

https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1623666-3.html

[gingejbee]

Oh...it's another of this OP's "waste everybodys' time" threads.....

[AuntLydia]

jordy, best ignore jibing or treat politely. There are sharks circling looking for blood. I guess you will know what I mean.

[ummmm]

Jeez...leave him be. He's on holiday, has a bit of time to spare. Better than no-one posting.

How's the tan coming along, Jordy?

[Sqad]

LOL...jordy.......these are women that you are talking about....well, one of them is and they have different synapses than men and they go off at all odd times.
My advice to you, as it would be to anyone on AB, is to say what you have to say and trust that it will either be accepted or you will be suspended. That will vary as to which mod, how they feel and there is not much that can be done about it.
I will tell you again...never, never say sorry on AB.

[Sqad]

Mamy....LOL.

[Jordyboy9]

You are right again aunt Lydia ,my silent indifference to them I find hard to maintain,sharks circling for blood very apt.XX.
Sorry gingbee if it’s not to your liking cant please everyone.

[rowanwitch]

.What is it about some blokes, there were a couple of consultants at the QE who would be in drag at the drop of a bonnet, panto... we are your ugly sisters, review, can can dancers.

[dannyk13]

Just noticed your avatar Rowan.I wondered where my brood had disappeared to.