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Dining At Cannibal's........

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Shaglene | 14:16 Sat 12th Sep 2015 | Jokes
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Tourist: $ 5.00

Broiled Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Baked LIBERAL, Grilled CONSERVATIVE

or Sautéed NDP: $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of ***, it takes all morning."


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