Is My Bum Going To Look Big In This Outfit?

[wolf63]

I will be the first to admit that I have no fashion sense, I wear what is comfortable and what fits.

I was thinking of doing something different, maybe adding in some bright colours. What do you think about this dress? http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=21e3orm&s=8#.U5AVDPldXcw



☺ my bum would look big in anything. ☺

[EcclesCake]

I somehow doubt anyone would notice your bum in an outfit like that!

[seekeerz]

Seriously, Wolfie ?? You'll scare the kids !!

[mazie]

I think it would suit you wolf, not sure about the Melons though ;o)

[mazie]

LOL Eccles :o)

[pixie373]

I'm sure you would look fabulous in it, wolf :-). Going to a wedding?

[emmie]

should be in the middle of a field, scare off the birds that's for sure.

[Georgiesmum]

Oh my good God! Where did she get the giant Maltesers from?

[murraymints]

Very tasteful ! Lol

[emmie]

looks like something Del boy had in the back of the motor, that blow up thingy, the one that made a noise, horribly funny

[Barmaid]

That looks neither comfortable nor fitting.

You'll scare poor Princess Merlin into a fit of even greater stupidity (if that, indeed is possible).

[wolf63]

I have the melons/maltesers already - and the huge belly and bum to go with them.

I like looking at 'red carpet' outfits to bitch about the really awful ones. Makes me feel better. But this has to be the worst outfit ever, it isn't just that it is too short or the wrong colour - it is just ghastly.

Bitch Bitch

And I was as pretty as this lady, as young as her and had her figure then I would consider wearing this dress. http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1831055/thumbs/o-RIHANNA-570.jpg?4

[wolf63]

Barmaid - is ASBO still single? Merlin could get married to him and come live with you.

[murraymints]

EEK ...she needs a vest !!!

[emmie]

she just looks trashy, great face, figure, she doesn't need to let it all hang out. she hasn't learned yet that less is more.

[Barmaid]

Oh he's taken. Now Miss Binnie's fur has grown back they are all lovey dovey again.

[Baldric]

Bit OTT ^^^^ for doing the Dishes wolf!

[EcclesCake]

It's OK Baldric, Wolf could wear an apron when doing the dishes....


https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=saucy+lady+apron&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari#facrc=_&imgrc=oWNTXwvSGA_g4M%253A%3Bundefined%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.buyaprons.co.uk%252Fimages%252FSaucy-Cupid-Sexy-Ladies-Pink-Novelty-Apron.png%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.buyaprons.co.uk%252Fhunky-cupid-mens-valentines-novelty-apron-p-55.html%3B500%3B500

[aelmpvw]

not sure about the shoes ...

[Barmaid]

It's too early for this. I need brain bleach now.

[mallyh]

i was feeling a bit grumpy this morning but reading this has put a smile on my face ,well done wolf63 x