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Panty Rub.
A man asked his neighbour how he kept his car looking so nice and glossy.
The neighbour replied that his wife gave him all her worn out panties and he used these to polish his car with.
Being a bachelor, he decided to ask his secretary for some of hers.
So one day at the office he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, what do you do with your panties when you wear them out?"
Why," she replied demurely, "If I can find them afterwards, I put them back on again!".
The neighbour replied that his wife gave him all her worn out panties and he used these to polish his car with.
Being a bachelor, he decided to ask his secretary for some of hers.
So one day at the office he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, what do you do with your panties when you wear them out?"
Why," she replied demurely, "If I can find them afterwards, I put them back on again!".
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