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Jemisa | 15:32 Tue 22nd Jan 2013 | Jokes
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A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, employs a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make £150. a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy £150 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks "Does anyone want to tell me what that 'waste of space' did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters,

"Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."



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Tee-hee another good one jem, especially as we have just finished eating one from Domino's. They delivered through the snow, and the dark!! That's what I call commitment.

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