It Has Just Be Announced That A Leading Dog Food Manufacturer Has Gone Broke And Called In The Official Retriever

[gollob]

A man walking through an airport dooranother one sideways is going to Bangkok

Two men sitting in a pub with empty glasses "Your round " says one . The other one says "So are you, you fat bastard"

Another man sitting in a pub with an empty glass. The barman says would you like . The man says why would I want another empty glass.

A friend of mine has a bad habit of drinking brake fluid. I said is it habit forming. He said "No I can stop anytime

A man walks into a pub with a starting pistol, a flag and a whistle. he barman says "Don't you start anything in here"

[Canary42]

Very funny, especially once I had relocated the "another one" to the right joke :) LOL