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A guy walks INTO a psychiatrist's clinic covered only in Cling Film.. He says to the doctor, "I've felt so weird lately, Doctor, can you tell me what's wrong?"
The doctor replied, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts!"
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Ma and Pa where rocking on the front porch when Pa turned and slapped Ma, Ma said what was that for? Pa said for forty years of bad sex. Ma said oh and continued rocking. Ma reached over and slapped Pa. Pa said what was that for? Ma said for knowing the difference.
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Jemisa on her brilliant form, as usual
15:10 Sat 12th Jan 2013