Fast Sex...

Jemisa | 15:27 Mon 24th Dec 2012 | Jokes

6 Answers

A good business lesson…
FAST SEX!!!
Darren wanted desperately to have sex with this really
cute, really hot girl in his office. But she was dating someone else.
One day Darren got so frustrated that he went to her and said I'll give
you£50 if you let me have sex with you.
The girl looked at him and then said, "NO!"
Darren said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it
up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her
boyfriend says, "Ask him for £100 and pick up the money really fast. He
won't even be able to get his trousers down. Then give me a call."
She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still
waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the
boyfriend calls and asks, "What happened?" Still breathing hard she
managed to reply, "The bastard had all
50p pieces...

Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposition in its entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed.