Ugly.

[owdhamer]

My mates sister is so ugly not even a sniper would take her out.

[squarebear]

Well my mate's sister is so ugly, my mate takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

[marval]

My mate's sister is so ugly he has to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with her

[squarebear]

Another one of my mate's sisters is so ugly, when God was handing out looks, she thought he said books and asked for horror.

[marval]

My mate's other sisiter is so ugly that when she went to a beautician it took 12 hours to get a quote!

[marval]

*sister*

[squarebear]

lol. Mine went into the beautician's for a mudpack and she looked great for about 3 days but then the mud fell off.

[marval]

like it

[marval]

My other mate's sister is so ugly that he took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.

[squarebear]

She was such an ugly baby that when she was born, the incubator they put her in had tinted glass.

[squarebear]

lol I think we are getting these from the same site :-)

[marval]

I think we might be

[Jemisa]

(I'm not)
My neighbours baby was soo ugly when it was born the midwife smacked her instead...

jem

[tenrec]

LOL