Tooth

[joeluke]

Dave's wife lost a tooth while eating a packet of dry roasted peanuts.

To be fair he did actually warn her not to keep rustling the bag while the football was on

[B00]

now, a joke of yours I like!

[askyourgran]

That could only be a joke from you joe.

[Grandma_Yiddo]

Good one.

[Psybbo]

Reported - for interfering with the football