Cheer me up folks. got the worst illness of all "Man Flu" ?

[LochNessMonster]

Sneezing, sore throat, and fingers hurt when I'm type on the keyboard.

Nessie :-(

[emmie]

cyber hugs all round.. x

[Tilly2]

It's that swimming with the dolphins that did it.

[tonyav]

You have my deepest sympathy Nessie. take no notice of what the women say, they don't understand.

[excelsior-1]

oh dear.
sorry to read that, Loch'
may i presume you are on some medications to try and get through this?

[albaqwerty]

Aww Nessie, it's drinking out of damp glasses wot does it.

Just make sure you've got a plentiful supply of whisky.

[LochNessMonster]

I'm not one to complain ?

Will just grin and bear it, with your support, kind Answerbankers.

Nessie xxxx

[Tilly2]

Ah, didums. You are a brave little ................monster.

[boxtops]

It must be awful having a sore throat with that great long monster neck :-)

[tonyav]

see I told ya Nessie.

[Tilly2]

We are actually being very sympathetic, despite the fact it's his own fault, Tony.

[boxtops]

If you will live in a deep dank dark loch......

[tonyav]

Well gawd help him if you weren't so sympathetic then, Tilly !

[flump1]

Hugs from here Nessie xx

[wolf63]

It's not just human males that are wimps. When Frankie the big, brave tom cat gets hurt (usually beaten up by his sister) he cries like a baby and comes running to me for a cuddle.

I am sure that you will manage to drag yourself out of your death bed to look after Mrs Nessie - moaning and groaning every couple of seconds.

I am off back to bed - I had too get up to cancel a appointment at the vet as the cat was feeling better. He is going next week whether he wants to or not.

[Tilly2]

Try not to cough too much.
Make sure you put your hand/paw over your mouth otherwise there will be gales in Inverness.

[lady-janine]

awwww didums. you poorly little thing.xx

[tonyav]

bet your glad you posted now ain't ya, Nessie lol, but I did warn ya.

[wendilla]

Nessie get some of that good old Scottish recipe down you. Whisky sugar and boiling water.

[dickythecook]

They are only jealous, the worst thing that they have to complain about is only chidbirth. Damn, shouldn't have posted that. Can't run fast with this foot! :-)

[commoner]

Get the manflu jab for next year.."You know it makes sense!"..:-)