The Gay Cowboy..

askyourgran | 20:24 Thu 09th Aug 2012 | Jokes

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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very attractive woman, but she knew very little about ranching but she was determined to keep the ranch going. So she decided to advertise in the paper for a ranch hand..... Two Cowboys applied, one was gay the other was a drunk. She thought long and hard about it and when no-one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy figuring it would be safer to have around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours and he knew all about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked and the ranch was doing very well. One day the ranchers widow say to the hired hand "You've worked really hard and done a good job here, the ranch is looking great. You deserve to go into town and kick up your heels one night". The ranch hand agreed and the next Saturday night off he went into town. One o'clock came and went, two o' clock came and went, finally at three am the hired hand returned. When he entered the living room he found the ranchers widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine in her hand, she looked lovely in the firelight. Quietly she called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off" she said. Trembling, he did as she directed."Now take off my boots" He did as she asked very slowly. "Now take off my socks" He removed each one gently and placed them by her boots. "Now take off my skirt" she said huskily. He slowly unbuttoned her skirt, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight "Now take off my bra" He thought he could see a tear in her eye, and again with trembling hands he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said "If you ever wear my clothes in town again, you're fired".