This Weekend... In Headlines

[AB Editor]

Morning,

It seems that stuff went down this weekend.

Could someone please summarize each individual drama for me. If you'd like challenge then please attempt to present it in the form of a tabloid headline - or, alternatively, as a haiku:

Answerbank Ed has
Trouble telling wheat from chaff;
Begs for head-line

[AB Editor]

No takers?

[B00]

Not been around much myself apart from last night, and then it was pretty much over- think ive gathered that....

MrsO has received an anonymous email annoyed about her stories.

RedHelen has come out of the closet and identified herself as friedgreentomatoes.

That's as much as I know.

[Ann]

Que??
Ed - we are not that clever? Can you please explain further.

[Mick-Talbot]

Bottling Aussie golfer costs answerbanker small fortune


:0(

[Mick-Talbot]

excelsior falls short in world avatar changing attempt

[marval]

Brilliant budding author retires due to unwanted message

Lost Answerbanker reveals herself

Gentle lady of night music slated

[sunny-dave]

Dave goes to Newmarket - backs all tips from Stokey & Mick Tablet 'on the nose' - will be having words later ...

[excelsior-1]

M-T ?????????

[Mick-Talbot]

lol .... I did say I lay the gee gees now SD .... Backing them is for mugs.

[gness]

Gness gets an avatar!!!!!!......then some p artist rains on the parade. :-(

[Mick-Talbot]

excelsior-1

M-T ?????????



The world record for avatar changing is 283 in a single day , excelsior.


you only managed 24 .

[Mick-Talbot]

Who was giness ?

[Mick-Talbot]

that ^

[ELVIS68]

Email killed the Radio star!


Elsewhere....Ernie Els earns Elvis a tidy sum by winning The Open

[excelsior-1]

stop taking the mickey

[Mick-Talbot]

yeah ...... stop taking the mickey Elvis .... i'm still in tears

[excelsior-1]

i was saying that to you M-T

[marval]

Two Answerbankers having slanging match arrested by a Gnome.

[Mick-Talbot]

well I never ....

There are some who think that constant threads telling everyone you have changed your avatar is taking the mickey, excelsior.

Like I have said, you could keep them one the one thread and posters who like it can subscribe.

[B00]

you're all weird, I bet Ed's none the wiser, lol.