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marval | 16:08 Wed 11th Jul 2012 | Jokes
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A dog thinks, "Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me. They must be Gods!"

A cat thinks, "Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me. I must be a God!"
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Avatar Image tenrec
So true.
16:10 Wed 11th Jul 2012
Avatar Image sunny-dave
Dogs have 'owners' ...

... Cats have 'staff'
16:11 Wed 11th Jul 2012
Avatar Image magicmick
As a cat servant, so true
16:15 Wed 11th Jul 2012
Avatar Image Kiki-frog
LOL. Wise words indeed, marval
16:21 Wed 11th Jul 2012
Avatar Image tonyav
Not servants or staff, they have slaves.
16:23 Wed 11th Jul 2012

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