This will probably get pulled but

mike11111 | 11:52 Wed 09th May 2012 | Jokes

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what the hell!

An Arab sheikh gets into a taxi. He asks the driver to turn off the radio, saying, "In my religion it is forbidden to listen to music on the radio, for in the time of the Prophet there were no radios."

The driver politely turns off the radio then stops the car and opens the passenger door.

"What are you doing?" asks the sheikh.

The driver replies, "In the time of the Prophet there were no taxis. Now f*** off and wait for a camel!"

The traffic warden's funeral.

Another dodgy one.

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anneasquith

naughty mike :)

douglas9401

Probably shouldn't but mustapha laugh.

AB Editor

You're such a rebel.

I think you've misunderstood what gets pulled on this site.

Frank97

:-)

slinky.kate

he he (trying not to laugh)

douglas9401

Ooerr Ed! :)

AB Editor

I did chuckle the first time I heard it!

Not trying to be a spoilsport, but it seem many mistake "talking about a someone who might not be white" as the same thing as "racist" - and THEN they pretend they're the last bastion of free speech and common sense by posting a ridiculous title like that :)

AB Editor

Better title suggestions:

Sheik rattle and roll
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