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marval | 16:31 Mon 09th Apr 2012 | Jokes
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At a nursing home in Nottingham, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains.

"My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

"I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third.

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another contributed.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man. Then there was a short moment of silence.

"Thank God we can all still drive," said one woman cheerfully.
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