How to save the air-lines

[McMouse]

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What
the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party
atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this
country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus
saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could
charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the
tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women.. So, hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden
opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?

Sincerely,
Tiger Woods

[boxtops]

OK McMouse - what then is in your master plan for we regular female flyers...?

[mollykins]

You could do one's with male strippers cos the muslims wouldn't like that either.

[mollykins]

Or, for the very few terrorists out there, would they be more of a target?

[237SJ]

Completely wierd post from mcmousel. He must be pissed

[boxtops]

Don't single out the Muslims again on this one, why pick on them, this isn't a religious matter, plenty of Christians and others would be offended too - there are loads of people who wouldnt want to get on this plane, where you'd be in close proximity to people's bits without any choice about it. I'd rather chance it with Ryanair.

[237SJ]

I can see where you`re coming from Mcmouse. You are having a laugh arn`t you? I sincerely hope so! (The Tiger Woods bit is a give away)!

[laurababy]

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