OMG - giggling like a stupid teenager here...

[merciasounds]

I was talking to my mother's friend on the phone just, (she's 76) it was her birthday yesterday and she said to me,
'Charles gave me a pearl necklace last night'
Now I know It's stupid, but I had to cut the phonecall short because of me giggling, honestly how old am I - and Mollykins, if you don't know what i'm talking about, please don't ask!!

[ummmm]

He he.....

[joeluke]

......and matching pearl earrings?

[mollykins]

I'm not as naive as you seem to think . . . . . . . .

[merciasounds]

Okay Molly, I'm sorry!

[ummmm]

It's easy with google....ain't it Molly?

[Bbbananas]

No, you can say that again?!!!!

[Bbbananas]

Did I tell you I acquired a ruby ring on sunday? I was most pleased.

[rowanwitch]

Reminds me of a lady I used to work with when I worked in Advertising... we were given free tickets to a new movie.....and I was staying behind to mind the office Nancy 61 with Margaret 59 (names changed to protect the innocent)

before she went she said to me.... "I don't know what all the fuss is about Oral sex is only kissing after all....."

What film are you going to see Nancy?

Emmanuelle....

I got the giggles at that one...

[merciasounds]

Salla, is that a euphamism too?

[Bbbananas]

It certainly is mercia..... most definitely and intentionally ;-)

It's a miracle what Mr Sheen can do.

[mccfluff]

salla you should never use mr sheen to polish your ring, i would recommend mr depp for you anyway

[Bbbananas]

Ooh I say - what a good idea. I'll get mercia to ask him ......

[merciasounds]

You want me to ask Johnny to polish your ring?!!!

[Bbbananas]

yes mercia - so thoroughly the ruby redness shines through...

[merciasounds]

right...okay.........can I tell him you'd like a pearl neclace too? (with or without the earrings, depends on how he's fixed like!?

[mccfluff]

you got a pipeline to paul walker by any chance MS?

[tastymorsel]

Alright,I realise I am leaving myself wide open here but apart from an item of jewellery,what is a ruby ring ????

[merciasounds]

You mean Paul Walker from such films as Varsity Blues, and The Fast and the Furious, he who was born in glendale, California, on 12the September 1973, That Paul William Walker IV?

[Greedyfly]

lmao I would have had to stifle a chuckle or too myself...

[mccfluff]

*dribble*