Craft one side, so that I can palm other relatives onto her when they become old and infirm and Fluffy on the otherside so that we can go out on the razz whenever the mood took us...
I'd have ummmm at one side (I can nip in to see Ginger when she's out) and Dot at the other (she can help with my genealogy)..............btw I am schizophrenic.
You think my Nan's bad, wait til you meet my uncle Bazza. I could quite happily have Ummmm and Ginger next door but one, Pasta next door but one in the other direction (we'd spend our days swapping recipes) and I s'pose I could cope if Vibes and Bobjugs lived opposite.