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it's a day of chucklies...OK!
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Our troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained
their sense of humor, one of them sent this.
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your backside with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your
clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting
off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
one.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat.
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their sense of humor, one of them sent this.
"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your backside with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your
clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting
off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
one.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat.
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