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mccfluff | 11:17 Thu 11th Jun 2009 | ChatterBank
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why when you know you shouldn't, you end up in hysterics

a rep just came in and told me oil light had come on and could i 'help him with his dipstick' which isn't that funny at all unless you have my appaling sense of humour. the poor guy has gone off in a huff...........
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I must admit, I think I'd have had the same reaction fluffy! LOL
I could think of better chat up lines lol

morning fluffy :D
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oh dear poor guy, i' don't think i've seen someone go that shade of red before
Gone off in a huff? What a humourless dipstick.
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i think it had something to do with the fact i couldn't speak and was crying laughing that did it for him
lol fluff - I can see the funny side to that x
I would have whipped mine out and asked for a dipping.
Farts set me off. Anywhere, anytime. Even those that aren't real farts, they just sound like them.

Church or Chapel, when they rattle, I'm a shoulder heavuing & giggling.
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i'd would of just given you a french stick and some butter vibra......


mornign all - i'm about recovering now, i think i'd better go find him and show him how to check his oil :-)
I would laugh at the fact he had to ask a woman to help him find his dipstick
Yeah cazzz very unusual!!
I would have been happy with that fluffy
Hi fluff x

That was a chat up line for sure....i'd say 2/10.............."help him with his dipstick"?................why.... was it heavy?..........
is he still there?................

Ask him if his column is suitably greased up? ( steering column, but dont tell him that!)

:0)
his oil light came on and he needs you to help him with his dipstick ?

hmm, you couldnt make it up. or could you ?
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of course i could make it up, however i didn't have to, they are that stupid here.

i guess in his defence he was trying to ask me if i could show him how to check the oil level, he just could of phrased it slightly better
i guess he thought you looked like a car mechanic then. which one, phil mitchelll or minty ?
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well i know who phil mitchell is but as for minty didn't he die?
Wasn't he run over? I think the car was a Polo....
hi guys x ... how are we all ?
I am sweet

I am happy

That's a good start eh?

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