off out folkzzzzzz

[legendis.god]

The eagle has landed.
Rendezvous in 15 minutes.
Code red in los cristianos.
Chatterbankers are heading to the java bar.


Grab your drinks and make way.

Chrissy , drissy , no meercy and the rest, chat later


anytime after 10


ooooooooh la la l alaaaaaaaaaaaaaa




im lovin ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[dot.hawkes]

For gawd sakes then use msn, or email, or the phone, or write a letter.

[Gormless]

Cook them a bacon and egg breakfast

[dot.hawkes]

oh no don't eat eggs over there! they don;t keep them in the fridge so there's no heatshock to kill the bugs!

[Charisse]

I caught a couple of the words and yet still it is gibberish? Anyone able to translate legendis.godawfuls question?

I am going for a lie down so I can be fully rested for when the "griefreef" contingent all log on. To this site. Whilst on holiday. On a Saturday night.

Or not.

[Gormless]

Oh come on dot, even the risk of salmonella poisoning has to be preferable to paying �20 for an egg and 2 rashers?

[cazzz1975]

you understood some of it then charisse

[dot.hawkes]

very true whiffey, so now we have confirmation that 'they' are all there and t'hey all do exist we must stop thinking that people use multiple ids on here, glad they were able to prove that for us.

[Gormless]

Har har har, Ant N' Dec the noo are playing "Little Donkey"

Remind you of anybody? �4 per egg PMSL!!!!!!!!!!

[Sgt.Rock]

First time he's been out this year. Bet he takes his laptop so he can continue posting nonsense on here.

[dot.hawkes]

don't think they'll need the laptop, the cabincrew will have given knobs his wap phone back, i think i heard about a mid air incident on sky, i assumed he had been trying to log on here whiulst at 30,000 feet over the atlantic

[craft1948]

have Tenerife lined up - bomb doors are opening.......

[dot.hawkes]

lol craft...steady

[craft1948]

hold it steady now - java bar approaching dead ahead...

[bensmum]

Lol craft - can I say "bombs away"?

[craft1948]

quick then.....

[craft1948]

too late bensmum - bombs away.........















did that hurt?

[Charisse]

Cazzz1975. I got the '15' and '10'. Can you translate the rest. Do you do 'chav'?

I think that I know the answer to that. It was a rhetorical question.

[fuctifiknow]

Anyone continually posting about what a great time they are having is clearly not having a great time.
;-)

[dot.hawkes]

i know they havn't started yet, but i can imagine they will be trying to try too hard to let us know what we are missing, I hope you will al be suitably green with envy lol

[craft1948]

now then dot - be kind - I hope they all have a lovely time...