Well, he's pretty gullable too, so befreind him and lead him to believe you need your ceiling painted and just take it from there ;o)
He's gonna kill me hahaha.
As an aside, I had my uncle order the most beautiful wine from his wine club and I got 3 bottles delivered just before Christmas (I split the 6 bottle delivery with my other uncle, 3 bottles still cost me �50!),.
I have one bottle left and I'm dying to crack it open, but I decided to wait until I've signed my new contract of employment :D