mothers you love to get intimate with ?

[Dr-Legend]

I doubt anyones got a mother as cute as staceys.
But in alll seriousness have you ever wanted to get intimate with your friends or partners mom?

Worse still did you do the wild thing with her ?


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WELL?

[logic]

Leg this is known as MILF,

D T H ?

[Abdulmajid]

I imagine your mother is lovely Legend.

I picture a lower-working class, over-weight with a foul scotch accent. Teeth are possibly missing and a faint whiff of urine is constantly assaulting people noses.

Her dress sense is from Quality seconds. I strongly suspect your father (if known) is NOT with her now. She probably had a few right handers from her over the time. Possibly a kick to her stomach whilst she was pregnant with you. That could explain a lot.

I am sure she has a criminal record. The fact you moved abroad, you can't be too close. Does she steal your booze?

Mmmmmmm Legends mum. A real catch no doubt.

[Dr-Legend]

Well loggy i was trying to be a little more subtle.

Abdul matthews id ask about your mum but then youre from dewsbury and theres a very small genepool there isnt there?
Im guessing shes also your dads sister?

Welll happy families indeed eh ?