is there something in the air?

[legend760]

i dunno

but i was rushed to hospital today.
poisoning.

im typing from my sick bed as you read this.

i swallowed a daffodil bulb


thinking it was an onion.




the prognosis is ok































the doctor says ill be OUT IN THE SPRING



















BOOM BOOM

[excelsior]

oh dear!!!

[legend760]

lol

[whiffey]

Not a very good doctor. Daffodil bulbs are not poisonous, you don't even need to go to hospital.

This question should have been in B&S.

[legend760]

is that bull and sh1t??



int that in the geaneology bit lol

with the hawkstress lol

[whiffey]

Why are you picking on dot ?

[mrs bucket]

whos pickin on dot??


grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


lmao

[whiffey]

mrs bucket, you never post anything of any substance. You never even succeed at wit, just normally about 3 lines of drivel. And you always end with lmao which always has me rushing for the toilet, overcome with laughter.

[cazzz1975]

grrrrrrrrr = drivel....

[whiffey]

My point exactly. It's not nice, it's not nasty, it's not witty, it's just plain dull.

[Beads]

Legend I have to admit I was thinking ''ohmygosh poor Legend, but imagining swallowing a daffodil bulb thinking it was an onion, chortle chortle''...and then when there was a space...I was like 'hhmmmm, reckon he's pulling our legs'...you terror!

Made me laugh though (when I realised it was a joke). :)

[weeal]

lol@beads

hiya beads

[Jillius]

Well I thought it was brilliant !

[legend760]

ohhhhhhhhhh

just tro find a lady


to spend the hours with


to walk on the beach


to watch the sunset from my balcony


to have twilight drinks on the terrace


to have moonlight walks




but then.....................
nah










i guess thats just nonsense eh?

[Ice-Maiden]

Ha ha - I actually LIKED the joke!!