May 1st

[kags]

So, has anybody in the UK been 'over-run' by a Latvian or a Slovenian yet?

[sylvday]

Certainly not me; but I would bet that, at this very moment, reporters from the Mail, Express etc are struggling to free themselves from under the heaving mass of East European humanity that has just landed on our defenceless shores. You'll read all about it tomorrow and Monday!

[thewillow]

Having recently visited Slovenia, I can tell you that Slovenes are very unwilling to leave their country - and who can blame them? It is a prosperous place, a great climate with stunning scenery and fantastic high quality wines. If anything, they will be 'swamped' with gangs of unwanted Brits.

[straz]

They are all must be stuck somewhere in our third rate public transport system or can not afford to pay the appalling petrol prices in RIP-OFF BRITAIN! Personally I'm ready for 'em! I've made a detailed study of the film "ZULU" and my house is now almost identical to Roukes Drift 1879!

[kfjager]

No, but I've been run over by a Lithuanian