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A Ditty For Shoota

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Tilly2 | 21:16 Tue 12th Mar 2013 | ChatterBank
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There is a nice ABer called shoota
Who talks to me via the computer
But if he keeps alluding
To my bits protruding
He'll get a sharp punch up the hooter.




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Are you there, shoota?
Just seen it Hilly - marvelous. XX
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No need to go over the top!

Nibble's next on my hit list.
Brilliant Tilly
Anybody who says your ditties aren't sharp and to the point will be referred to this post....
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Thank you mrs.o. Think you might be on my hit list too!
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To be blunt, shoota........................You do make me laugh!
There was a young filly called Tilly2
Who penned one day a billet doux
To a man called Shoota,
(Her would be suitor)
Saying 'Please, come fill me, do.'
Tilly loved shoota
And shoot loved his till
Now go get a room
Cos you're making me jealous
So is it a threesome on the 18th? ;-) x
Oi, can I play?
There was an old troilist called G
Who would do wondrous things for a fee.
She would often neck
With Baldric and Svejk
But never, as yet, with me.
Look here!! The grey I was coping with but grey and old??? :-(

Yes Badric...you can play.....god, I'm having to stop and think how to spell your name now. x
Ha ha! you started it!
See....I did it wrong there!!!! Bedtime I think. x
Partypooper
Energy gathering for Monday....x
The muse just struck last night....
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I'm not sure that 'filly' is a correct adjective to use.
But it goes well with Tilly.....

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