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carrust | 20:42 Wed 26th Sep 2012 | Jokes
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...Pet mouse Elvis has died. He was caught in a trap....
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Suspicious minds
20:42 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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I cant look back, because I love you too much baby!
20:46 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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My dog just ran off ! He was a wild rover for many a year !
20:52 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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Nothing but a hound dog !
20:56 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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I didn't show any emotion when the mouse died....I don't have a wooden heart..
19:36 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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My hound dog has eaten my blue suede shoes - could I be pregnant?
19:42 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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Sounds like you may well be, dave.
19:44 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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Your dog could be "all shook up" after eating that lot...
19:44 Fri 28th Sep 2012
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Stay a while in heartbreak hotel
19:46 Fri 28th Sep 2012

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