"Olympics"

Jemisa | 14:50 Mon 13th Aug 2012 | Jokes

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A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great

but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece. In those

days believe it or not the athletes performed naked.

To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men drank freely on a

drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.

At the opening ceremonial parade Gedophamee observed the first wave of

naked magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed:

" OH!! Limp Pricks!"

Over the next two and a half millennia that transformed into " Olympics".