She's back

[Psybbo]

Watch out all, the esteemed Lady_o is back

[firewatch]

Big it up for Lady O!!!!

[mrs_overall]

Only briefly - Mr O is out & I have borrowed his laptop

[marval]

Welcome Mrs.O

[Psybbo]

Whispers, gness is thinking of cooking tonight, fire brigade is ready

[mrs_overall]

Thanks marval.

Update - sodding laptop is terminally ill. I may have to go under the floorboards, get rid of the moths, dig out my savings and invest in a new one.
None of the family know about my secret life on here (it is sooooo difficult being a well known supermodel lol) so I can only borrow this laptop when Mr O is out. He may soon be the ex Mr O as he has gone fishing yet again. I can't face gutting another mackerel.

[firewatch]

Tell him to freeze them and use em for bait!

[mrs_overall]

firewatch, we have two freezers and they are stuffed with mackerel. As fast as I surreptitiously give them away, he catches more.
How's the eye BTW?

[sunny-dave]

What's the going exchange rate for mackerel v labtops?

[mrs_overall]

Labtops?

How are things with you Mopedboy? xx

[Psybbo]

Tell him his laptop is old and worn out and he should get a new one then you can have his old one (no cost to you)

[mrs_overall]

sibton, the man is part Yorkshire and part Scottish. Can you imagine how difficult it is to get him to spend money????

[sunny-dave]

Out and about mrs o - mazdaboy this week - too chuffin wet for mopeds.

Labtops are similar to Laptobs - available from all good shobs ...

[mrs_overall]

Do you cut as much of a dash in a Mazda as you do on your Honda 50? Are the harem impressed? lol

[Psybbo]

Right every body a whip round for Lady_o's new laptop, ED, please give us your bank details and we'll all transfer money to you. She's your star contributer

[JonnyBoy12]

She is also the found member of the dreaded Grammar Police, much sterner than the friendlier Spelling Police.

[mrs_overall]

Oi jonnyboy, I resemble that remark! I have never been a member of the grammar police, although I used to be in the Girl Guides....

[tinkerbell23]

Remember and delete the history!!

Our secret lives must never be found lol xxx

[gness]

Hi Sibton and MrsO. Slight near miss with the candle and the kitchen roll...cooking stuff makes the house smell. I may mash some potatoes soon if I can find the masher. If not I`ll crush them like posh people do.

All the other things I bought from butcher and market are in the pot. Just wish I could find the new mascara and baby wipes....oh well.

G x

[Psybbo]

tinks, you just beat me to it!

[sunny-dave]

Unless there is an undiscovered sect of moped worshippers in the Lincolnshire Wolds I fear I may never know the pullibg power of a red mazda ...