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Theland | 22:40 Fri 27th Dec 2019 | ChatterBank
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It seems the contenders for the leadership of the Labour Party have to prove their working class credentials.
What should they say?
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Given that many of Labour's most successful leaders (e.g. Clement Attlee and Tony Blair) were privately educated before studying at Oxford, I'm not too sure that 'working class credentials' are really what the party should be looking for!
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It seems the contenders believe that being, "in touch," with the great unwashed, will qualify them for leader.
If you mean the backlash after this...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10604259/rebecca-long-bailey-accused-of-telling-tall-tales/

They are being asked to be honest about their background.

Where does your use of the word poverty enter the equation?
Listen to what Grayson Perry said on radio 4 and learn from it,
whilst remembering he is a long term labour supporter who is very unhappy with with the hard left and Jezza. Then decide what you should say.
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"When I was a lad, we lived in a tin shed, in between the docks, the coal mine and the Rubbish tip.
Dad had to trudge through the Rubbish to get to the Dole House to sign on.
We had to steal bread from the ducks in the park, and Mum would scrape black mould off the walls to make soup.
We had no shoes, and only scruffy clothes from the charity shop.
When I started in big school, Mum had to get me a uniform.
I hated it.
I was the only kid in school dressed like a Japanese Admiral.
Ah those were the days."
I'd settle for finding a politician who's 'in touch' with some basic economics. Most of them, from either side of the political divide, seem to promise far greater spending on education, the NHS, etc but without ever increasing any taxes.

Mr Micawber knew that the sums have to add up. ("Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen, nineteen and six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery." It seems strange that our politicians can't grasp the same principle!
That's very good Theland. Did you make it up?
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Make it up? Of course not. As the next leader of the Labour Party I cannot tell a lie.
And that's as true as I'm riding this bike :-)
Love that sketch, Buenchico - and it is very apposite at the moment. I've seen a few pointed cartoons as well.
Perhaps I should stand, I've been pretty broke - no carpets, car, phone, grow your own food, make your own bread, what washing-machine? etc.. Car!!!!!! Somehow it never occurred to me. We (and baby) survived and marched onwards and upwards.
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The Yorkshire men?
Luxury! Sheer luxury!
Dad used to go next door to borrow the neighbours false teeth to chew his food!
We use to sleep hanging on a piece of string next to the washing line.
We had to go to church to steal the poor box.
But we wuz 'appy in those days :-)
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No carpets?
You mean you had a floor?
Luxury, sheer luxury :-)
That's the point, isn't it, Theland. We've all had hard times, but we still enjoyed our lives through the slog and worry. It's attitude. To see and hear the Labour contenders is hilarious at the moment.
>>> We use to sleep hanging on a piece of string next to the washing line

That line reminded me of the Hancock's Half Hour programme where Tony and Bill ended up sleeping over a rope in a doss house. When I heard it on internet radio, the idea of doing so intrigued me, so I googled to see if there were any photos of it actually happening. I found this:
http://www.upl.co/uploads/168274Rope1577485084.jpg

Anyone fancy giving it a go?
They are so old fashioned their CVs should be inscribed on parchment.
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Chico - I knew about the lines in the doss houses, but never saw a picture before.
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"Conference, Comrades, and Friends, I want you to vote for me as your next leader, because .i am one of you.
You know how poverty stricken my family were when I was growing up, and I am grateful, because it taught me real values.
I know what is important to the many and not the few.
I am not elitist, I am one of you!
I like nothing better than to race my pigeons and whippets, then go for ten pints in the working men's club, and smoke eighty fags, whilst playing Bingo and darts, then afterwards going for a Chinese, or a plate of tripe and onions.
Yes Comrades, I am a champion of working class culture, and I even read books, as well as the Gruniard and the Morning Star.
Vote for me, and we will fight together to build the New Jerusalem, and turn the dark satanic mills into social housing.
A vote for me is a declaration of war on those who would exploit us, and turn their opera houses into bingo halls homeless shelters.
Bless you my friends, forward together!"
If we've learned nothing else we now at least know how difficult it is to write good comedy.
LOL @ Theland

Is that the millionaire ( I know I know he's had the reference millionaire removed from Wiki ) Keir Starmer speech.

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Ah poo. Douglas doesn't like it :-(

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