a spade

[bobtheturkey]

do you own one? where did you purchase it?

[~max~]

Hang on...do you mean a dig, playing card, shovel, suit, tool?

[bobtheturkey]

i see we are both in trouble with spurs clarion

[Abdulmajid]

I am surprised at the lack of racial jokes thus far.

[bobtheturkey]

yes i thought the floodgates would have opened

[Abdulmajid]

Just for Bobby.

Yes, I own a spade. I purchased it from slavetrade.com and he cleans, cooks, gardens and plays the blues whilst I pay him �3 a day and use him as a punchbag.

How did I do?

[bobtheturkey]

the posse is gathering abdul

[kn0bbyn0nuts]

Now thats a bit racist aint it bob I am sorry but I will have to report you for being racist wonni

[Abdulmajid]

Are we allowed to call them clubs then?

[bobtheturkey]

i was talking about the simple common garden implement

[terambulan]

My gardener keeps nicking mine and charging me for more.........?

[~max~]

How about we start slagging the French instead? If they don't deserve it, noone does!!!

[bobtheturkey]

french or welsh and abdul is your man :)

[rugeleyboy]

I use them and i also sell them!

[Abdulmajid]

The French are OK. Yes, they are essentially a nation of peasants and communists but there heart is in the right place.

And lets face the facts, they don't smell as bad as the bloody Spainish.

As for welshies. Mmmmm, I have grown to respect my fellow man, but there is something about Cardiff people and the way they talk that simply is not English if you ask me.

And incest is so wide spread, it is available on the NHS there.

[~max~]

Aw! Thanks Wardy!

Now I'll just get back to my communal farming area and plant some useful stuff!
Maybe I'll find a rugged handsome man to take me in the barn too?