Hopefully the big surprise will involve some kind of ritual execution ceremony or a fight to the death, where the winner is forced to disembowell themselves.
Oh Jesus! That's brilliant! James Bond-style. Perhaps they could dress Simon Cowell up as Scaramanga and have him shoot the contestants with his gold-plated gun ($1000000 a shot!). Surely we have pioneered a new breakthrough in modern televisual entertainment!
Long as Mr Cowell shoots those we-are-not-trying-to-copy-the-proclaimers-even-though-there-are-2-of-us-and-we-are-scottish-and-hideously-ugly prats he has my vote.
Get rid of the McDonald brothers, it's emabarrassing to watch. They are ugly, dull, can't sing and performance is just bland and uninteresting.... I normally go for a dump at this point.