"ruuuuuunnn"....

[Jemisa]

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them.

The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first bloke drops his backpack, digs out a pair of trainers and frantically begins to put them on.
The second bloke says, "What are you doing? trainers won’t help you outrun that bear."

"I don't need to outrun the bear," the first bloke says.

"I just need to outrun you."

[marval]

lol

[excelsior-1]

logical, and very funny

[mushroom25]

two campers were talking to a ranger about bears, and asked how they could tell the difference between the two common types.

"well" said the ranger, "if you encounter a bear, climb a tree. if it comes up the tree after you, it's a black bear. if it shakes the tree until you fall out, then it's a grizzly bear".

[Jemisa]

I'll remember that Mushroom next time I'm out in the woods. (I like it :))

jem