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Tilly2 | 20:47 Thu 07th Mar 2013 | ChatterBank
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When you discover you have no carrots to have with your lovely meat and potato pie, then do as I've just done:
Search the freezer for a stew pack
Empty the contents of the stewpack into an empty saucepan
Pick out the slices of carrots with a spoon, repeat several times as they keep falling off the spoon and transfer to another saucepan.
Bash each slice liberally to remove other frozen vegetables, i.e. celery, onion, parsnip, swede.
Decide to have carrot and swede mash and repeat process with pieces of swede.
Explain to husband what you are doing bashing things around in the kitchen.
Spend half an hour on this mundane task.
Give yourself a pat on the back for being resourceful.
Come to the realisation that it would have been quicker to walk around to Lidl and buy some fresh carrots.
Pour yourself a drink.

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Sit down and relax with that drink x
I can't find fresh carrots anywhere these days
"Pour yourself a drink." A universal Panacea...
So what's the tip?
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The tip is, if you have no fresh carrots, use frozen. (sort of)
Factor, we don't talk anymore :-( sorry tilly
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Factor, are you looking in the right places?
My car rots sitting on the drive....
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That's a funny place to keep your carrots, shoota!
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Pysbbo, have you been rebuffed?
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Sorry, Psybbo (That's Tony that is!)
I never have frozen carrots in.
Oh Tilly - tut
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tut?
If you like picking carrots out of things, why not wait until someone vomits?
My car is rotting on the drive.....
Bed
Ugh, I hate carrots, shoota I sent you home
Been there, done that Psybs.

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