Homage to

[topogigo]

I saw a sign saying friday night, 7pm, Dave Smith, "A tribute to Elvis", interesting i thought, so i duly turned up Friday 7pm. Suddenly this little fat Chinese fellow came on to the stage, went up to the mic and said...
"Elvis, he was a lovely man, he hadn't got a bad word to say about anyone."

[jody3008]

lol very good : )

[heathfield]

Sounds like something from the Chic Murray Book of (almost) Jokes!