Dear Bobjugs...

[NoMercy]

I know you are angry with me right now, and you have every right to be. I cannot begin to imagine the depth of pain I have caused you, and for that, my darling, I am truly sorry. I hope one day you will find it in your heart to forgive me and we can move on from all this. I will literally do anything to heal the deep scars I have caused.

Once again, I am truly sorry for telling your brother that Steve, your beloved yucca, is a pointless piece of foliage. :-(

xxx

[poodicat]

Email...

[cazzz1975]

a yucca is a labour of love, those bu$$ers will deliberatly not grow properly

[pastafreak]

Ya should have made him sweat a bit longer.....and left us wondering....lol

[pastafreak]

If you don't like it poodi.....DON'T READ IT!!!!!

Soz NoM.......

[NoMercy]

No thanks, Moodicat, you're not my type.

[bobjugs12]

Well that confused the hell out of me till the last line pmsl

I forgive you, but steve says you smell of dog wee x x x

[NoMercy]

Steve's a dried out old has-been...

[janzman]

'Heal the deep scars'.......its the scars that are left after the healing.

[NoMercy]

I think I just reopened them after the last comment...

[bobjugs12]

Oi country-wench, leave steve alone. At least he's never wee'd on the carpet!!

[NoMercy]

Now listen up, Wiseass... I didn't wee on the carpet. I spilled a glass of wine in shock when you came out of the bathroom wearing that basque...

[askyourgran]

Yucca take a lot of looking after very tempremental plants, apart from just sitting there and doing nothing, it's just 'feed me' 'water me'; all the time, You'll have to take this on board NoM.

[cazzz1975]

not to mention the yuccas curl up and try to die if you put them somewhere they dont like

[NoMercy]

As is 'Love me, love my yucca'?

[4getmenot]

I dont get it

[cazzz1975]

the yucca has the say in whether it approves of you or not, they are very fussy

[NoMercy]

I closed the car door on him, Cazzz. I don't think he's ever going to approve of me.

;-/