The guy from Autoglass

[joggerjayne]

My friend said that this guy from Autoglass has been round and injected some sort of resin into her crack.

The odd thing is ... she doesn't have a car.

[squarebear]

<-- splurts his coffee all over the screen.

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Oh if only salla were here......lol

[joggerjayne]

Hi, Melons.

SB ...

I hope you have a splatter proof cover on your computer screen. (most guys do!)

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Hi JJ!! xx *waves*

[johnny.5]

hi jj
is it true when asked what thier favourite confectionary is, most guys in brighton say chocolate starfish ?

[mccfluff]

we have the guy from autoglass here right now, shall i enquire?

[joggerjayne]

Johnny ... err, well, that wouldn't be surprising.

As a single girl in Brighton, the odds are a bit stacked against you, bloke wise.

It's best to "keep an open mind" ... LOL

;-)

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.....thinks she really should have let her lunch go down before reading that^^^

[joggerjayne]

Fluffy ...

You could ask him HOW MANY TIMES he hears the crack gag.

[joggerjayne]

Incidentally ... (Ladies) ... if you ever come down this way, you have to swallow your inhibitions, and have a few drinks in a bar called the Princess Victoria.

It's a gay girl bar, but you don't have to be. They have a life size figure head of the "Princess Victoria" with rubber nipples which ... err ... dispense Tequila.

Every pub should have one !

[joggerjayne]

Actually, a lot of guys go in there too.

[johnny.5]

now there is nothing wrong with sipping tequilla from t!ts is there

[johnny.5]

there is also a pub called the Queens legs

[mccfluff]

sounds fun, nope i'm not going to ask him, he doesn't look like he has a sense of humour

[joggerjayne]

Johnny ... no there isn't ... stop being naughty !

[johnny.5]

i know because i had a friend who was into water skiing or scuba diving well he ejoyed his water sports anyhow and he once said to me on the phone that he was waiting for the Queens legs to open before he had a drink

[joggerjayne]

LOL

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....and I'm done with my tea......this thread could be the best diet I ever tried lol

[joggerjayne]

Fluffy ...

Did you know that humorous cat pictures on the Web have become such a phenomenon that the word "LOLcat" now has its own page on Wikipedia !

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...runs off to google......

http://www.accessholl...e-of-kitty-galore.jpg