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Lilly Allen
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lol. what an idiot
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Reports are surfacing that the United Kingdom will recruit singers Lilly Allen and Amy Winehouse to represent the country at the 2012 London Olympics.
Ian Beaton, chairman of the UK Olympic Boxing Committee, has told reporters at the Beijing Olympics that he is trying procure both Lilly Allen and Amy Winehouse to represent the UK in the boxing category at the 2012 London Olympics.
"We would clearly get gold or silver if we had those two scrappers on our boxing team", stated Ian Beaton, "Imagine the damage they could do". "Have you seen how they box the paparazzi"? "They would clearly be an asset to the UK boxing team in our quest for the top two medal spots in the Olympics".
Reporters tried to get responses from both Lilly Allen and Amy Winehouse, but the reporters were repeatedly punched and socked by the wild singers. After Winehouse calmed down to the reporter's questions she suddenly vomited on them uncontrollably.
Ian Beaton, chairman of the UK Olympic Boxing Committee, has told reporters at the Beijing Olympics that he is trying procure both Lilly Allen and Amy Winehouse to represent the UK in the boxing category at the 2012 London Olympics.
"We would clearly get gold or silver if we had those two scrappers on our boxing team", stated Ian Beaton, "Imagine the damage they could do". "Have you seen how they box the paparazzi"? "They would clearly be an asset to the UK boxing team in our quest for the top two medal spots in the Olympics".
Reporters tried to get responses from both Lilly Allen and Amy Winehouse, but the reporters were repeatedly punched and socked by the wild singers. After Winehouse calmed down to the reporter's questions she suddenly vomited on them uncontrollably.
Nowt wrong with having curvy bits in the right places -who wants to feel bone unless youre a woman that is :0)
Anyway -I detract -what did she say to Elton - about his lifestyle -I almost caught it on the news this morning -but not quite.He was not amused -but he is one of those born agains -dull enough to be Knighted.
She was on her game and good on her -but if looks could kill from her new s-i-l to be-she would be dead !!!!
She's only 22 FFS -remember then??
I hadnt achieved half as much as she had -get in there dolly !!!!
Lifes for the living -youre a long time dead !!
PMSL at her 2 dads BTW Wardy -what chance did she have -lol
Anyway -I detract -what did she say to Elton - about his lifestyle -I almost caught it on the news this morning -but not quite.He was not amused -but he is one of those born agains -dull enough to be Knighted.
She was on her game and good on her -but if looks could kill from her new s-i-l to be-she would be dead !!!!
She's only 22 FFS -remember then??
I hadnt achieved half as much as she had -get in there dolly !!!!
Lifes for the living -youre a long time dead !!
PMSL at her 2 dads BTW Wardy -what chance did she have -lol
I'm kinda in 2 minds about it....I wouldn't be surprised if it's staged. Amazing publicity for GQ, what a coup.
Elton's a ****** anyway, and he's pretty much promoting hard drug use there. Looks like they're both on a coke comedown. I bet they're horrible to hang out with. No wonder they need coke at those parties.
Elton's a ****** anyway, and he's pretty much promoting hard drug use there. Looks like they're both on a coke comedown. I bet they're horrible to hang out with. No wonder they need coke at those parties.