This Bloke Needs ...

[sunny-dave]

... a fish supper, some white sliced bread and butter and a pot of builder's tea ...

https://postimg.org/image/5ff43qmvp/

[Tilly2]

He's a clean eater!

[tonyav]

Sure does, Dave.
Half a loaf at least.

[Tilly2]

Emu meatballs? Goodness.

[Togo]

Wouldn't like to get in a lift with him. Noodle knitters.

[Togo]

Didn't even know that Emus had em Tills. :))

[aelmpvw]

he goes a whole day without a pint?

[albaqwerty]

I can see Emu meatballs served with coconut chips on my local takeaway (errr, never!!)

[gness]

How do you activate an almond and what are cultured veggies?....Had a good education maybe........mind their manners?....x

[tonyav]

Sprouted millet !
Isn't that budgie food.

[Tilly2]

One of my relatives is a Slimming World thingy. She eats proper food.

[Tilly2]

Emus must have quite tiny meatballs, so not many calories there.

[albaqwerty]

'How do you activate an almond'

that's obvious, you tickle it under its nuts :-D

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^

[Tilly2]

I could eat the 12,30pm lunch ...if I could find some non-rude vegetables.

[gness]

Right....well I shall just leave my almonds dormant, Albs....x

[albaqwerty]

probably safest gness :-D xx

Is it just me or does anyone else think he looks err, well, ill?

Big head, thin neck?

[sunny-dave]

I think his body is trying to reject his brain - well wouldn't you if you were fed 'ginger and liquorice root tea'?

[bednobs]

he certainly puts the t wat into weighTWATchers

[Tilly2]

That would put me off ever trying WeightWatchers!

[albaqwerty]

I LOVE Bednobs response !! xx

utter brilliance :-)