Now that it's open season on burglars which would be better...

[sandyRoe]

...a samuri sword of a baseball bat?
Just in case, you understand.

[marval]

I would be lethal with either

[emmie]

you did it again, not open house, and if it were open some bstard would get in wouldn't they. Neither, a good swift left hook, or a frying pan which ever i can conjure first.

[MarkRae]

Is that a sword inside a baseball bat, sort of like the Penguin's umbrella..?

[Mamyalynne]

I have a spud gun.

[Quassia]

I'll go with ems pan or a baseball bat to the legs lol!

[emmie]

ice cream scoop, that would make a mess

[Mamyalynne]

You could have someone's eye out with that em.

[Quassia]

... same with a potato peeler mamya :0/

[craft1948]

I keep a hammer in the bedside cabinet (N.B. nothing to do with foreplay)

[emmie]

i like the spud gun, that will mash em up

[Quassia]

^ lol!! You will submit!!

[Quassia]

Referring to crafts hammer!

[emmie]

was the knife that killed the burglar his own, or the homeowners, that would be poetic justice.

[DrFilth]

your best bet would be the baseball bat dump the sword
a few good blows to the head with luck he will survive this but be left in a vegetative state

this is why yobs kick and stamp on the head of their victims, sorry to sound nasty but it is true

[rowanwitch]

slash with the Sabatier and a whack over the head with a cast iron saucepan.. that should do it...

[Quassia]

It seems the burglar who was stabbed to death was already on police bail for another burglary!

[slinky.kate]

i'll just use my whisk

[Jan1957]

Took my walking stick to bed with me last night as I was on my own.

[emmie]

provided you could lift it, a whack with a large crueset dish would do the trick.