Chav Olympics

tigerlily11 | 19:19 Mon 28th Apr 2008 | ChatterBank

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I was talking to my son about the 2012 olympics and we came upwith a few possible events for it concering that modern day community olympiad the chav.
Here are a few we thought might charm them enought to take part.

The 100 meters sprint while carrying a dvd player.

100 meters hurdles with and without aforementioned dvd player. Fences replacing hurdles.

The triple jump. onejump over a naighbors fence, then over bannister railings, then jump start a ford fiesta.

The high jump over a 6ft wall while spraying something denigrating about the other teams as you leap.

The shop lifting marathon in volving a rout of 26 miles of shops. Winners rewarded not just for the time in which it is done but how much they managed to lift. Womens version could be done with accompanying childs buggy.

Basic rock throwing. See how far you can lob one. Windows set and meter intervals.

An added event called the form filler. How fast can they fill in a benefits form.

Winners would be award with ASBO medals.
Can you think of any other events to add to the list.
Mind you I doubt if many chavs would take part. To much like hard work.

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cazzz1975

the long gob (who can gob the longest distance)
speed pot noodle eating relay
speed texting

tigerlily11

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LOL LOve them.

weeal

haha brilliant idea

what about:
How many gold chains can you carry round your neck at once?
speed swearing
and the ever popular:
How high can you pee up a post box

corylus

how about reading a dictionary and learning to spell

raysparx1

How high can you wee on a full bladder.

tigerlily11

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Loving it keep them coming.
We could get a whole 4 weeks out of this.

randyraven

The sprint past the job centre.
Speed phone texting ..in fact that is a sport I think ?
The under 14's Mother and todler buggy race

gonzo00

the burberry, buckfast ,joint rolling triathlon...dress head to toe in burberry...down a bottle of buckfast tonic wine then attempt to roll a joint...first to light up wins!

raysparx1

who's got the biggest tattoo on there harris contest