CB's classic quotes .....

[mrs.chappie]

Sqad: "Does she smoke?"

Vibrasphere: "Only if you go fast enough".

Cracked me up, that did. Anything else made you laugh out loud lately? [:o)

[boxtops]

The wit on the lettucehead thread did me quite well tonight!

[Sqad]

Hilarious........haven´t heard that on before.

[ttfn]

Who are you calling a half wit Boxy?
I only did 50%

[bibblebub]

ttfn - you will always be a complete wit to me

[mrs.chappie]

I've not seen the lettucehead thread, I'll see if I can find it.

Sqad, don't be such a miserable bu88er. I've heard it loads of times as well ..... was still bl00dy funny on CB though.

[ttfn]

bibble - I think you meant to omit the space between words 7 & 8

[askyourgran]

Ha Ha Mrs c that was a good find .Salla usually gives some good quotes (bit near the bone) but I can't remember which thread they were on.

[bibblebub]

ttfn - it's all in the enunciation

[mazie]

made me LOL as well mrs chappie :o)

[mrs.chappie]

Mazie, I once bought a birthday card. On the front was:

"Does your wife smoke after sex?"

On the inside was:

"Dunno .... I've never looked".

A very old joke, but still makes me chuckle.

[boxtops]

Mrs C - http://www.theanswerb...k/Question940280.html

[DEN53]

http://www.theanswerb...k/Question939805.html

This is not a quote, but was posted by Jemisa the other day - it made me laugh out loud. (:0 )

[champipple]

A oldie but still funny..

[mazie]

Brilliant DEN x

(how are you?)

[askyourgran]

That was a classic DEN, LOL

[DEN53]

Hiya Mazie - not to bad - went to see Mum on Sunday and took all the bedding etc into her. She did'nt seem so agitated and has a new friend Betty, who was pacing up and down looking for her children (very sad). Mum put her new glasses on with no problem, despite having them for a year and never wanting to wear them. Her other pair got broken last week by another women pulling them off and jumping on them. Hmmm, I will keep an eye on that situation.

How did your dentist visit go ?

[mazie]

LOL DEN. I know the feeling, Mum has a few people going into her room and nicking her sweets and crisps and leaving her dolls in return for the favour! I even found a cuddly bulldog in her room last week! There's one lady called Betty who loves singing dirty songs, she's harmless but her language would match yours and mine :o)

[piggynose]

still on the smoking theme, i was asked by an old girlfriend if i smoked in bed? i replied no, but i steam a little.

[mrs.chappie]

Thanks for those links, lasses. Funny stuff. Thanks for replies, all.

[ttfn]

My own humble offerings mrs.c
http://www.theanswerb...k/Question914155.html
http://www.theanswerb...k/Question914188.html