anyone fancy an Election -Free Zone?

[Bobbisox]

No mentions of the Bore of the Year topic?
no offense docspock pet, yours are always interesting posts, but I am soooo bored with it this time round, I would rather discuss the many uses of toilet paper, saying as we women would have been seen as 'odd' voting for the one with the biggest knockers...lol

[mccfluff]

i use more for a poo than a wee

to much info?

[Bobbisox]

I would think so doc, unless of cause it is the N'O.T.W you are using from Sunday
think of the enviroment man..lol

[jno]

one of the great US agony aunts, I think it 'dear Abby', was once asked what was the most controversial answer she ever gave, and she said it was in response to the question 'should the toilet paper roll over or under?; I can't remember what her answer was but apparently half the population thought passionately that she was wrong.

[Bobbisox]

no that's about the norm fluffs, the foo-valve uses about 1 soft piece...LOL

[Bobbisox]

good point jno, my loo roll hangs over, how about yours?

[Polly1958]

According to Ruth Watson, it should hang from outside.You learn something everyday!

[bobjugs12]

Have you ever run pout of bogroll, and what did you use as a replacement?

[mccfluff]

its foo foo valve

abnd makes me crack up!

[Bobbisox]

sorry doc...mistake
foo-foo valve...LOL
fluffs like my analogy of the womanly bit..lol

[jno]

but my loo isn't outside, Polly, we moved it indoors last year

[Bobbisox]

a dock leaf...bob..pmsl
really when were in the wilds of wanny..ha-ha

[Polly1958]

Reminds me of the joke about the boyfriend who needs the toilet his gf tells him to use the kitchen sink ,so as not to disturb the sleeping parents.He returns asking have you any paper?!

[Bobbisox]

do you like it doc, it is used widely in these parts...pardon the pun...lmao