Is it rude....

[blu3wave]

Is it considered rude to pinch men's bottom? My friend once dared me to pinch my neighbor's bottom, he's an OAP btw, nice polite old man, which I did and I still cant help laughing about it now! That OAP didn't know what pinched him as I ran away quickly and hid behind the rosebush,.... he was scratching him poor shiny head all day long, I bet he still hasn't worked it out.... :)

[Ice.Maiden]

Lol Blu - I think it was better than patting him on his head. You might've got done for "happy slapping"!

[dot.hawkes]

It is assault, not merely rude, if you were to do that in the work place more than likely you would be escorted from the premises and the police would be involved. It is not acceptable behavior and can lead to serious trouble.

[cazzz1975]

a nice oap, how old was he 24?

[Psychick]

That is, as far as Im concerned, taking advantage of the poor chaps vulnerability due to his age. Im sure you would be the first one complaining if he had done it to you.

[cazzz1975]

doubt it psy, probably the first time someone has felt her up

[blu3wave]

That is If i were to get caught. Why do you think I targeted an OAP? By the time, he muttered 'ouch' and turned around, I'd already run away, tee hee.
To continue my story, the next day, when he was gardening, my friend hid behind our garden wall opposite his house and shouted "Mardy bum" and "huge ar5e" at him..... we couldnt stop laughing till dinner time. I still dont think that poor old man knew what had happened to him the day before. He probably thought it was a bee or his pet cat. Lol

[cazzz1975]

so stalking old men and hanging around dingy clubs are on your list of hobbies

[dot.hawkes]

well if all that garbage is true you and your friend nead to grow up, if you have just made it up to be pathetic and unfunny just you need to grow up.

[Ice.Maiden]

On a serious note Blu - the others are right. It seems a bit petty to me, but even a gentle slap on the bum can get a person in trouble these days. The other thing is, that if the gentleman didn't know it was going to happen, the pinch could've startled him and given him a heart attack!

[blu3wave]

No, I pinched this OAP's bottom when I was little, it was a laugh, I bet you would have joined in and pinched him the next day if you were living on my street. He was a very nice old man, we just liked playing practical jokes on him, nothing mean, just a little giggle, hee hee

[blu3wave]

I dont thikn it was mean, btw, the old man would probably had ignored it and told us children to go do our homework or something... he was a nice old man with a good sense of humor :)

[Miss Random]

Glad I don't live on your street Blu3...
You sure you dont live in a sheltered unit?

Should do.

[blu3wave]

Following on from mt question, am I the only one to have evr done this? Have nobody on this site ever pinched an OAP or an adult's bottom when they were little? Any practical jokes?
If not, what a deprived childhood ou must have had, I really feel for you :(

[dot.hawkes]

you sound totally ga ga, what a waste of space why would you bother even recounting it?

[cazzz1975]

she has to try to wind people up daily dot..

[blu3wave]

And you sound old and prudish with a cork stuck up your bottom.... I bet you have frowns all over your face, esp around your mouth and forehead.... did you live on my street by any chance? Or was that OAP your dad maybe?