Just watched that crap titchmarsh chat show.

[Doc Spock]

How long has petula clark been dead?

I presume it was a corpse playing piano with a barbie doll wig on.

[howlie]

Doc, sorry but if the show is crap why were you watching?

[Doc Spock]

Flitting between channels.

[skyep]

Doc! I can see you dancing in the background there! lol!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v8GVE7lRZuFM

Downtown

[B00]

Ahhh you'll learn Howlie- if Doc didn't watch it then he'd have to find something else to get riled up about.

Give him a few hours, he'll stun you with his views on ...well everything!. It's an eye opener, may I recommend you get some popcorn in?

[Doc Spock]

Hi Boo , what about that blue3wave eh ?

[howlie]

Thanks for the warning BOO. I am fairly new on here and I must admit some of the threads do make me laugh. There are lots of abbreviations used, most of which I understand but (excuse my ignorance please lol) what is pmsl? Thanks in advance.

[4GS]

p1ssed my self laughing

[4GS]

lol = laughed out loud
roflmao = rolling on floor laughing my 4ss off

[whiffey]

There's SMSL as well.

[4GS]

What's that whiffey?

[howlie]

Thanks for the answers 4GS. I think I can probably guess that one whiffey!!

[China Doll]

You owe me a nice thread without any bile Doc.

I gave you a kiss and everything.

[4GS]

Whiffey? you being all anal again?
tsk tsk
leaves the thread in disgust

[Doc Spock]

Sorry China, will try harder.

[4GS]

everything China?
just this morning you were complaining that no-one wanted to 'knock you up' lol

[China Doll]

I just meant I was being nice for a change!

Tut @ you William.

[whiffey]

No it's Nigel

[Doc Spock]

I am Nigel.

[China Doll]

Fu** it.

I'm Nigel too.

If you can't beat 'em.

The importance of being Nigel doesn't have quite the same ring to it though.