K...a...y...t...eeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Ann]

O no, just seen the TV listings for Emmerdale for the coming week and Katie is down the blooming well for another week at least ..........how many more times can Declan shout K...a...y...t...eeeeeeeeeeeeee ;) Its getting on my nerves ......

[craft1948]

I think they're half-sisters...........

[Bluestone]

I just wish that well would cave in, and for Declan to fall in at the same time.
They are both so boring!

[Bluestone]

She's like watching paint dry, and he is like a wet weekend!

Now Cain, on the other hand.... ;)

[baza]

My missus says megan has something to do with the rescue.

[Bluestone]

LOL headwreck. I think we are soulmate BFF's!! Ha ha. First it's malty drinks, now Cain Dingle. Whatever next! :))

[Bluestone]

Hahaha! I am going to bed with a giggle.

Night night x

[lankeela]

Wonder if Sam will find her and then Declan will give him the pay rise he has been asking for?

[silliemillie]

Its good to see Katie getting a bit dirty, she is supposed to work with horses (not exactly a clean job!) but she is always lovely & clean, never looks like she has mucked a few stables thats for sure.

[boxtops]

any reasonable people would have called the fire brigade when it happened :-)

[silliemillie]

Boxtops thats what I thought, when he did call he asked for Police, surely Fire & ambulance would have been better.

[DTCwordfan]

Lot's of bull-sh-t is what this soap is
They call it ITV showbiz
Paddy and Cameron fighting
The Landlady Diane serving and cussing
Valerie calling people names
Kiss this one, screw that one
Playing the same old Soapie games

It's almost alway's the same hackneyed story
Person A get's the blame
Whether they are the
Barton black sheep of the Dingle family
Or the three-time acid step Granny Charity

The Writers and Bards alway coming up with
New and better scams for that innocent

Soap operas never change
You can miss Emmerdale for two weeks
And everything is still the same

People cheating and pointing the blame
None of them have any shame
All being able to live without Cain.

A bit like AB when you think about it
For example "The Days of Jogger Jayne"

[DTCwordfan]

I'll take out my typos - ever so annoying.....

Lots of bull-sh-t is what this soap is
They call it ITV showbiz
Paddy and Cameron fighting
Landlady Diane serving and cussing
Valerie calling people names
Kiss this one, screw that one
Playing the same old Soapie games

It's almost always the same hackneyed story
Person A gets the blame
Whether they are the
Barton black sheep of the Dingle family
Or the acid granny Charity
The Writers and Bards always coming up with
New and better scams, let's increase the vulgarity.

Soap operas never change
You can miss Emmerdale for two weeks
And everything is still the same
People cheating and pointing the blame
Romance, tragedy and dubious "Hello" fame
None of them have any shame
All being able to live without Cain.

A bit like AB when you come to think about it
For example, "The Days of Jogger Jayne".

[tonyav]

Not very sporting of you DT, removing your own typo's. Your supposed to wait for one of the resident pedants to pick you up on it lol.

[DTCwordfan]

yep, tony; I am in my own pedantic, miserable mood! lol