Today, I aim to be intellectual.

[Bbbananas]

I've put me clever diamante spectacles on especially.
Anyone any questions for me that I will endeavour to answer intelligently and intellectually?

[B00]

Today, im at work, so i'll largely be grumpy ;-)

My question is...why do I have to go there?

[Bbbananas]

Simple: Money.

[sara3]

teenagers - why?

[B00]

oh, your answer sucks, I was hoping for something along the lines of "because it leads to your spirital enlightenment" or some other gumph.

Now I feel thwarted as well as grumpy, thanks a lot!

;-)

[Bbbananas]

wyz: simple - not enough money.

sara: love, warmth, pride....and money.

[Bbbananas]

You can't get spiritual enlightenment in the co-op. Well, maybe in the alcohol section or in lightbulbs.

[B00]

Pah, anyone else feel thrwated with their replies too?

[sara3]

you mean.. that's what they leach off me, right?

[WELSHYORKIE]

Sal, As a fellow specs wearer, could you tell me how to get as sophisticated as your goodself? I am nowt but a slob in comparison (did I really just say that?)

[sara3]

B00, I think she should take off her sparkly glasses.

[Bbbananas]

If I did that sara, I would lose my powers. I can only engage brain if I have the glasses on. Otherwise I talk a load of twaddle (see above).

Welsh - I am sophistication personified. Only on Thursdays though :-)

[sara3]

that wasn't a question, that was gloating ;o)

[Bbbananas]

More knickers. A girl can never have too many quality knickers.

[Bbbananas]

Pop out of your knickers? What a vision you conjure up.
You need to get a larger size dear..... ;-)

[Bbbananas]

Popping out of one's knickers is not an attrractive look. Even worse are the 'bits' that pop through the gaps in the 'poppers' on one's body, or teddy. And not just unaesthetic, but damn painful too. Oh, being a woman is hard.